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CALVIN HUGHES

Spam Control

A little bit about me ...

I am Direct Development’s official handler of telemarketing, cold calls, door-to-door sales reps who use outdated, annoying, and interruptive methods to try and sell services or products that we don’t need. I am a true servant, who will take any request to get just about anything for anyone in the office (you just might have to wait a while to get anything back!). I am everywhere and nowhere, all at the same time. Without me, who do we have to blame for leaving the dishes in the sink, or forgetting to brew another pot of coffee? (probably Zach, but let’s not go there ;)

My skills ...

Rejecting Boring Outreach Attempts

99

Getting Whatever You Need

99

Taking the Blame

99

Remaining Anonymous

100

Fun Facts About Me ...

Favorite Books

Catch 22 by Joseph Heller

Unbreakable by Thom Shea

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

The Indispensable Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Favorite Hobbies

Playing pranks on fellow employees around the office and causing overall destruction.

Really, really, long lunch breaks... no one is quite sure where I go.

A master curler in my own mind, I enjoy trying out for the USA Olympic team every 4 years with my imaginary friends.

Favorite Food

Smoothies!